Hello, my name is Gideon and I enjoy jokes. I liked jokes so much that for my Multimedia Apps website, I made a website full of jokes. On this site you will find much more then just jokes, you will also find a variety of pick-up lines that you should never use, because they will never actually work, funny quotes, riddles, and also a gallery of funny pictures. I hope you enjoy them because they are a collection of all of the best jokes I could find on the web (in my opinion). I also did not put any dirty jokes on here because I am a Christion and I don't even like dirty jokes anyways. Just so you know a little more about me I will share some more information with you. I love to play soccer and am also a big fan of Liverpool (For any of you ignorant Americans that don't know who they are, it is the best football (soccer) team in the English Premier League (once again in my opinion). Below I also have some thoughts to ponder.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a "ship"ment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called "car"go?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'Broker'?
Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Who closes a the bus door when the driver gets off?