The Jokes
Corny Pickup Lines

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.


Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.


Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.


If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.


I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.


Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!


If you were a booger I'd pick you first.


Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.


I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.


I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?


Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.


Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?


Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.


Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.


Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.


Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.


Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!


I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!


You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.


Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?


How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).