The Jokes
Riddles
What has roots as nobody sees, Is taller than trees Up, up it goes, And yet never grows? Answer
An eye in a blue face Saw an eye in a green face. 'That eye is like to this eye' Said the first eye, 'But in low place Not in high place.' Answer
No-legs lay on one-leg, two legs sat near on three legs, four legs got some. Answer
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail never clinking Answer
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter. Answer
Thirty white horses on a red hill, First they champ, Then they stamp, Then they stand still. Answer
A box without hinges, key or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid. Answer
Voiceless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouthless mutters. Answer
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible? Answer
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. Answer
What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house? Answer
What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else? Answer
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh? Answer
What gets wet when drying? Answer
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? Answer
What is round as a dishpan, deep as a tub, and still the oceans couldn't fill it up? Answer
What goes up and down stairs without moving? Answer
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they? Answer
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that? Answer
Brothers and sisters have I none but that man's father is my father's son. Answer
2 fathers and 2 sons go fishing. Each of them catches one fish. So why do they bring home only 3 fishes? Answer
I bind it and it walks. I loose it and it stops. Answer
What goes round and round the wood but never goes into the wood? Answer
Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family? Answer
I have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. Answer
Scarcely was the father in this world when the son could be found sitting on the roof. Answer
There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good. Answer
A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man. Answer
Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my jaws. Linen cloth, quills, or paper, my greedy lust devours them all. Answer
What is that which goes with a carriage, comes with a carriage, is of no use to a carriage, and yet the carriage cannot go without it? Answer
It stands on one leg with its heart in its head. Answer
It's been around for thousands of years, but it's no more than a month old. What is it? Answer
A white dove flew down by the castle. Along came a king and picked it up handless, ate it up toothless, and carried it away wingless. Answer
As I went across the bridge, I met a man with a load of wood which was neither straight nor crooked. What kind of wood was it? Answer
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do? Answer
What goes up the chimney down, but can't go down the chimney up?
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What is is that you will break even when you name it? Answer
What fastens two people yet touches only one? Answer
What is it the more you take away the larger it becomes? Answer
I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness. Answer
What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten? Answer
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know? Answer
What holds water yet is full of holes? Answer
Though it is not an ox, it has horns; though it is not an ass, it has a pack-saddle; and wherever it goes it leaves silver behind. What is it? Answer
Lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, to which the air alone gives birth. Answer
A hundred-year-old man and his head one night old. Answer
What goes into the water red and comes out black? Answer
This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stones to meal; Slays king, ruins town, And beats high mountain down. Answer
When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing. Answer
What falls but doesn't break, and what breaks but doesn't fall? Answer
A basket contains 5 apples. Do you know how to divide them among 5 kids so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the basket? Answer
Only one color, but not one size, Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, Doing no harm, and feeling no pain. What is it. Answer
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why? Answer
If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a black house is made from black bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks, what is a green house made of? Answer
What can be driven although it doesn't have wheels, sliced but stays whole? Answer
You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I? Answer
With thieves I consort, With the vilest, in short, I'm quite at ease in depravity; Yet all divines use me, And savants can't lose me, For I am the center of gravity Answer